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I actually hate twitter.. but this one was brought to my attention, its hilarious
http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Name
Justin
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I'm 29. I live with my 73-year-old dad. He is awesome. I just write down shit that he says
Some funny quotes:
"Fine, let’s take a vote. Who wants fish for dinner?...Yeah, democracy ain’t so fun when it fucks you, huh?”
"I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now, I like silence more."
"It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows how it works."
"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
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3 comments:
I hate twitter too! But I keep trying lol.
HI I know you follow megans-polyblog and I feel greatly that we have been scammed in a way. I know now she is a blunt liar. She posted a picture up of her so-called ultrasound and I found that picture on another family's blog at
http://iflifegivesyoulemons.com/2009/01/07/25-week-ultrasound-december-18-2008/
Plzzzz help me expose this person for who they really are, A LIAR!
Oh and if the little silly bored girl tries to remove it hoping not to be exposed, I have hit Printscreen and made a copy of her blog entry!
UGHHH I was so loving her blog! It sucks that she is fake!
Funny quotes. I forgot to say that. What is this about megan? odd isn't it?
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